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26 Ways To Annoy A Miamian In Five Words Or Less

Mª del Rosario Castro Díaz Mª del Rosario Castro Díaz

26 Ways To Annoy A Miamian In Five Words Or Less

There are two things that make us extremely annoyed here in Miami…

Traffic and New Yorkers. So no wonder it made it to the top 10 of these hilarious responses to our challenge: “annoy a Miamian in 5 words or less”!!

 

But there are plenty more ways to frustrate a Miamian, so on our next challenge we dare you to read through 26 of the best, and most annoying responses without getting annoyed! Dale!

 

1. Lane ends in 1.5 miles

2. I-95 accident, all lanes blocked

3. Speed limit 35

4. “What’s a turn signal?”

5. “I stop at yellow lights”

6.”Come see me in Ft. Lauderdale”

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7. Biscayne or 95 during rush hour…

8.”Can you pick me up?” at 5 p.m. on a Wednesday.

9. “Are you guys leaving?” the second I approach my parked car.

10. “I’m from NY”

11. “New York is way better “

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12. “Just moved from New York”

13.”That place Flannigans really sucks.”

How dare you?!

14. “Up north has better croquetas”

EXCUSE YOU… What?!

15. “Se acabó el café.” or “Se acabaron las croquetas y pastelitos.”

“There’s no more coffee” or “there are no more croquetas nor pastelitos”

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16. “What’s a cortadito?”

17. “I can’t speak Spanish.”

18. “Can you speak English?”

19. “Why do you wear a scarf in January? It’s 30 degrees”

20. During December in Miami: “It’s not even that cold…”

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21. It’s raining… AGAIN.

22. “It’s not raining here”

23. Hurricane warning

24. Sunny one minute, hurricanes next.

25. “Miami Summers are the worst!”

26. The air conditioner is broken.

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Read some of the best answers to “Tell you’re from Miami without telling me you’re from Miami” 

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