Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, Miami’s food scene continues to bring more surprises. And when we say surprise, we mean phallus-shaped waffles because, well, conventional waffle shapes can get boring. These suggestive goods have taken the city by storm, with customers filling shops to express their fun, joyful and sexual nature.
So whether you’re craving some steamy snacks, looking for a cheeky snap for the ‘gram or celebrating a birthday or a bachelor or bachelorette, head down to these spots for a deliciously good time!
Wet Dreams, South Beach
Wet Dreams (as you might be able to gather from their name) serves up playful and daring waffles decorated with any number of not-so-subtly bright toppings that drip down each creation. For instance, you can dip it “balls deep” in white chocolate and finish with rainbow sprinkles or top with milk chocolate and vanilla ice cream. Check out the full menu here. Cheekiness is what this place is all about. They offer “peacock” and “tulip” shaped waffles and will soon be releasing X-rated popsicles, in the shape of “cocksicles” and “pussicles.” It’s a guaranteed fun time!
Find Wet Dreams at 214 Española Way, Miami Beach, FL 33139
The Dirty Sweet, Hialeah
Get nasty with these sweets that come along with an array of deliciously, creamy toppings like coconut, dulce de leche, guava, Nutella, caramel, white chocolate and more. If you don’t have a sweet tooth, this Cuban pastry shop also offers other toppings and fillings like bacon, cheese, ham, sausage and others. There are three types of sexy waffles on the menu: penis-shaped, vagina-shaped, and boob-shaped. You can even get cakes and flan with the cheeky shapes! So whatever you’re in the mood for, you’ll get one that’s perfect for you.
Find The Dirty Sweet at 2750 W 68th St #105, Hialeah, FL 33106