The Museum of Sex takes you on a fascinating journey through the history of how we love, lust and lose ourselves. This V-Day, if you fancy some insightful education with a healthy dose of adult fun and exploration, this one’s for you. It’s a freeing and thrilling way to spend a few hours, so bring your lover, your best friend, or just yourself, and see what all the fuss is about.
Grab your tickets for Museum of Sex Miami:
Get drenched in The Wetlands
Florida is famous for its wetlands, but you haven’t seen the likes of these. Guests can step into a lush, organic paradise designed to awaken every sense. It’s immersive, it’s hot, and it’s definitely wet!
Plus, your ticket comes with a side of spice. The Wetlands Love Kit, a curated collection of sensory treats, will ensure your Valentine’s night starts with a splash.
Vending machine vows
And if the chemistry is hitting just right, head over to AutoWed.
Input your names into the bubblegum-pink marriage vending machine, recite your vows, and voilà – you’re hitched. It’s not legally binding, but it is the most romantic thrill $10 can buy. Also, the marriage receipt and rings are the cutest momentos. So make it official-ish! Maybe you can even lock it down with that commitment-phobic situationship… good luck.
Carnival of desires
And if all of that excitement wasn’t enough for one day, there’s a sexy underwater mermaid show, of course! Merlandia is a sultry, scaly, siren-y tribute to Florida’s kitsch aquatic history and a must-see.
Then, a chance to let go of all your inhibitions (if you have any left) at Super Funland: an all-out erotic carnival where the games are scandalous and the prizes are even better. It’s the fairground of your naughty dreams.
For a more high-brow heat, guests can take a titillating trip through some of the most provocative art around. Hard Art: Unruly Selections from the Beth Rudin DeWoody Collection features works from Marilyn Minter to Robert Mapplethorpe that spark electric conversation and add to the overall sexy vibe.
Keep the good vibes going
The best part? No one leaves empty-handed. The museum shop is world-class, so if you’re in the market for a cheeky souvenir, this exhilarating experience doesn’t end when you walk out the doors.
Inna S. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “So fun and great time with my husband. We laughed so much. Recommend.”
Jhene C. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Informative, interesting & cool. Super fun land was so cheeky. I had a great time. I would recommend for date night, girls night or single person looking for a place off the beaten path to spend a whimsical couple of hours.”
Xena H. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Amazing experience. Such an immersive experience. All the staff gave excellent service. Would visit again and recommend.”
Jhoselyn C. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Had a blast! Definitely a spot for date night.”
Yachel R. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Amazing experience. The staff was amazing and friendly. Definitely met my expectations. My partner and I enjoyed it.”
