Tired of those pesky tan lines and constantly adjusting your bottoms every time you move? Well, skip the heavy packing because the Big Nude Boat is making its Miami comeback next year!
Masterminded by the naturist experts at Bare Necessities, the upcoming voyage invites thousands of free spirits to leave their clothes at home and cruise the Caribbean au naturel. Departing from PortMiami in February of 2027, the ship will journey through The Bahamas, Puerto Rico, the British Virgin Islands, St. Kitts, Antigua and the Dominican Republic.
The itinerary perfectly aligns with Fat Tuesday and Valentine’s Day, meaning cruisers can expect a roster of naked workshops and festive themed parties — which you’re more than welcome to join if you wish!
How does the Big Nude Boat work?
The unique trip takes over the Norwegian Jewel, a massive vessel accommodating over 2,300 adults aged 21 and up. From February 15 to 26, you can try your luck in the casino, unwind in the spa or say “bottoms up” at the various eateries on board, all without a stitch of clothing!
Bare Necessities Tour & Travel has been pioneering this kind of liberating travel since 1990, logging over 80 successful nude cruises and teaming up with industry giants like Norwegian Cruise Line to guarantee a safe and judgment-free zone.
What are the rules?
Before you sprint for the boarding ramp and let the sea breeze blow through your hair (and everywhere else), there are some crucial ground rules to follow:
- Cover up when required: You’ll need actual clothes whenever the ship docks at a port, as well as for formal events and traditional dining rooms.
- Towel etiquette: If you’re bare-bottomed or rocking a thong, you must put a towel down before taking a seat anywhere on the ship.
- Keep it clean: The cruise is a strictly non-sexual environment. Fetish gear and lingerie are banned.
- Cameras down: Respecting privacy is important. “No Photo Zones” are enforced around dance floors and pool decks, and snapping photos or videos without consent is prohibited.
If you break the rules, your vacation ends immediately. Organizers say violators will be booted off the ship at the nearest port with zero refund.
Is it awkward for first-timers?
If you’re thinking of attending but wondering if you’ll feel out of place, don’t sweat it! Veteran nude cruisers insist that the initial shock wears off in about fifteen minutes. Once you realize everyone is just hanging out, reading books and sipping piña coladas in the nude, it becomes surprisingly mundane. It’s an un-bear-ably welcoming community focused on body positivity.
How much does the cruise cost?
Ready to invest in this cheeky escape? Fares for the 2027 sailing start at $2000 for interior cabins and go as high as $33,155 for a three-bedroom garden villa, if you’re wanting to experience naked luxury at its finest.
2027 nude cruise details
The 11-day adventure begins Monday, February 15, with the ship setting sail from Miami at 4 p.m. It will return to the city on Friday, February 26, with the debarkation process beginning at 8 a.m. You can learn more and see the full itinerary on their website.
As the organizers make clear, this is far from your average cruise!
